[Indistinct voice]
"Hey, I know all 'bout Foxconn - Taiwanese industrial behemoth…Apple and a host of other multinationals' favourite contractor…Know all 'bout those guys, but who manufactures somethin' don't mean nothin'. That just executin' orders, that's all. Brandin', man - that what make the world go round. Brandin' dis-tinct-u-a-lizes."
[Indistinct voice]
"Man, you ain't listen'. Specs ain't all. They just a single manifestation of what it means to be out there. I mean, they channel; but they ain't the only channel. What you strivin' for is market and that don't come easy."
[Indistinct voice]
"Name, dude, name! You gotta make a name for youself - you gotta create market space. I 'bout to create a whole universe for myself cause there ain't no competitors where I be goin'."
[Indistinct voice]
"You seen my promo video, right? That baby got hit on gooooooood."
[Indistinct voice]
"I know it. I know it. Just relax, man. Camera's rollin' as we speak and it been on tight half an hour or so."
[Indistinct voice]
"My friend, I know you can't see it, but I ain't usin' just any old tourniquet. This be an Italian silk, Ivy row, museum paisley Ralph Lauren tie."
[Indistinct voice]
"Yeah, real numb now. 'Bout ready to get started."
[Indistinct voice]
"Where I get the idea? Papers man. Just flickin' through and there it was. Some dude got it cause he had some flesh-wasting disease when he was a kid. But been thinkin' on this some time, now."
[Indistinct voice]
"What you think? The left one, you dumb..."
[Indistinct voice]
"Touch Bionics - the i-LIMB pulse. They some Scottish company."
[Indistinct voice]
"Got it on order. Been savin' hard: ain't bought a single, branded product in seven months. 210 days of ge-ne-ric hell!"
[Indistinct voice]
"'Cause they the best. With one of them babies, you got power, but you also got sensitivity: you do NOT want it rigorous when you want it gentle, right? I mean you wanna hold Dr Pepper, not crush him like some angry X-man."
[Indistinct voice]
"The ladies? Sure they will, man. This gonna be my USP!"
[Indistinct voice]
"Yeah, there's a chance. But you don't hear from me, you gotta call that number I give you."
[Indistinct voice]
"Taxi coming in 'bout three minutes. Nearest hospital ten minutes away; tourniquet'll keep me juiced till I get there. No prob-lem-o."
[Indistinct voice]
"The one and only Kenwood KN400 multi-purpose stainless steel blade electric knife. Sure, could've trifled with the Cuisinart or the Hamilton Beach - or even the Toastmaster 6102 - but hey, Kenwood says home to me: it's mom in the kitchen mixin' dough with the KMX51 and cookies browning in the Bosch Logixx double oven…"
[Indistinct voice]
"You getting' all CSI on me now, man. You think I ain't thought 'bout that already? Man, I been laying plastic all across the floor and up and down the walls all mornin'."
[Indistinct voice]
"Anyway, nuff said. Gonna say 'adios' for now, bro' cause it be time - time to milk the Milky Way. Mr 'Took-It-Off-Him-Damn-Self' be goin' viral, yeah."
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