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'If I were you I'd come a bit closer'

'If I were you I'd take my time'

'If I were you I'd come nearer'

'If I were you I'd take off that black cloak'

'If I were you I'd take off that cross and loosen that blouse'

'If I were you I'd smile so I can take a picture for my friends, they won't believe this, you're so cute'

'If I were you I'd put the phone down, it will not work'

'If I were you I'd step back you're getting too close'

'If I were you I'd close your eyes'

'If I were you I'd get your teeth fixed. I don't like your smile, those teeth look sharp. You used a filter in your profile photo!'

'If I was you, I would not have swiped right. This won't last too long. I'm hungry'
GJ Haines