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Advice to Hitler's descendant shared over
the book club's WhatsApp group

If I were you
I'd lose
the mustache
before the next
Zoom call.
by Algo

If I were you, I'd
Split in two,
Triangular, triumphantly,
Suddenly,
There'd be three.
Maybe just a little more,
Sure, there's no harm in making four.
You'd stop and gaze and contemplate
The mirror says that eight looks great.
If you were me, you'd see the truth,
That I now have, enough of you.