Useless piece of mismatched Frankenstein's Monster junk.  Wouldn't start on cold mornings even with an electric jump start.  Can't be revived and, to be honest, would be a bit off-putting with that unsightly bolt through its neck.  Couldn't you have gone to B & Q and got some proper DIY supplies?  Honestly, no one listens to William Morris these days, no one takes any pride in their workmanship.  No wonder the country's falling apart. 

Let's just leave it as a corpse.  Less than exquisite, I know.  Can't be helped.