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surreal prose
I've never been speedy - Elmore Snoody
ATTENTION TAPEWORMS!... - Rachel Rodman
Beware the jolly suit! - Allen Ashley
DO NOT LEAVE IT IS NOT EMPTY - Russ Bickerstaff
Seven perspectives on 'the Augmented Imagination Project'
- essays by Jonah Wilberg
How will I ever stir coffee with a lotus petal now?
- Clockhouse London Writers
Mind those badly-designed mongooses! - Andrew Pidoux
Would you rather paint the Union Jack on Barney the Dinosaur...?
- B Drew Collier
I've proof that you plug RS232 cables into drinks - Martin Heavisides
I want you to sell your soul to your fairy godmother... - Tantra Bensko
Do unspeakable things with my Orwellian gadget - Gary Budgen
Do not leave, it is not nameless - Mark Howard Jones
I may have the camera of a three-eyed and tasteless shed...
- Zachary Scott Hamilton
I'd rather twist a precious paving slab than offend a supermarket
- A J Kirby
random artwork
Flirt with my perverse asteroid
- Cecelia Chapman and Jeff Crouch
Is that a tarpon outside your window or are you Venusian?
- Rick Hutchinson
How can someone so fifteenth century drool over the Cure?
- B Drew Collier
Don't manhandle me!... - Alan M Clark
Oh! I could smother an angel - Nelly Sanchez
generated poetry
I throw knickers at metal tourists - Jonah Wilberg
All your socks belong to us - Madeleine Walton
My piranha used to be Cro-Magnon - Andrew Hoaen
Coffins and saxophones - they both pulp me - Ali Znaidi
I fear it may be too late - Esther Greenleaf Murer
Which of the following might Abraham Lincoln pursue?.. - Michael Prihoda
Would you like an old poodle - Rachel Smith
Are you an android or a plum - Jonah Wilberg
I want to apply Goth make-up to your fax machine... - Michael Prihoda
How will I ever feel like a house now? - Sally Burnette
