If you are naughty, I will be spanked. No, that's not right. Let me try again. If I am naughty, you will be spanked. Again, there's something wrong here. It must be the logic at fault. O! naughty of logic to do such a thing, it ought to be spanked with the palm of my hand. So bend over, Logic, and learn a lesson. Please don't tell me you enjoy it. That is a confession to keep to yourself, for if you enjoy it you'll want it again and do something naughty to earn a repeat of the session. It's very naughty indeed to regard the punishment as a pleasure. Erotic spanking is naughty. We all know this. It is a naughty thing to do. But if spanking is naughty, shouldn't spanking be spanked? Yes! Bend over, Spanking, for it's time you were punished and sent to bed without any supper apart from my slipper. Spanking spanking is so naughty! Now I have been naughty and you must be spanked. No, wait. O! working out kinky equations is a thankless task!