Kleptophilia: sexual arousal from stealing things.
Mysophilia: sexual attraction to soiled, dirty, foul or decaying materials.
Plushophilia: sexual attraction to stuffed animals and/or people dressed in animal costumes.
Autoassassinophilia: sexual arousal from fantasizing about or staging one's own murder.
Forniphilia: sexual objectification in which a person's body is incorporated into a piece of furniture.
Schediaphilia: sexual attraction to cartoon characters
Now these are taken from Wikipedia so obviously they probably don't exist or have never actually been classified as a fetish. But what do we care? It's not truth we seek but creativity. So come on, don your gimp mask and your marigolds, get your leather thinking cap on, lace up that corset a little bit tighter and give it your best shot. It doesn't have to be a real fetish, it just has to be a little bit ooh, a little bit aaah.
