Old playground joke - Where does Julius Caesar keep his armies?  Answer: Up his sleevies. 

Some keep their arms in the armoury.  Unscrew from the shoulder blade like an Action Man figure, change to a pair with a little more poke, a bit more lifting power and hurling potential. 

Here at Survivalist Central we are armed to the teeth.  Psycho Dave - he's an idiot but he packs a punch, so we tolerate him - he says your arms are not really a place to keep your teeth or even your dentures.  I'm letting him rush to the front of the line when the big day comes. 

You have the right to bear arms

in the nursery.

How grown up are you?

How grown up do you have to be for the federal state to say: "Sure, boy, you can take that automatic rifle wherever you like"? 

Kill a whole bunch of those wailing infants without needing to reload.