Allen Ashley
Ten Ways to Cut Your Tax Bill
1) Die intestate and let your relations worry about it.
2) Claim diplomatic immunity.
3) Malware their calculation encryptions.
4) Vote as loony far right as you dare or are able to.
5) Become a big player for FIFA or the World Olympic Committee.
6) Declare yourself an independent sovereign state of being. With rights under EU treaties.
7) Flee Earth on the next Virgin Galactic.
8) Kill the taxman.
9) Kill all taxmen. And women.
10) Take a pair of scissors; make lateral incisions in a variety of directions.
